South Georgia, St Andrews Bay

Woke up just in time to arrive to St Andrews bay in South Georgia. Here you can find one of the largest colonies in the world of King penguins, elephant and fur seals. The weather report stated -5 C and windy but we woke up to blue sky, almost no wind at all and actually really warm and nice temperature.

Before we jumped on the zodiacs we were warned that it would be many animals on the beach but I wasn’t really prepared for it anyway. Literally it was King penguins or elephant seals wherever you looked. Its really hard to guess how many it was but according to Wikipedia there is around 150 000 penguins in this colony and my only thoughts are, I’m not sure that’s enough.

Besides being the next biggest penguin they are both handsome and social. If you took the time to sit down and just relax for a minute you were surrounded by some curios and brave penguins who wanted to check out what kind of strange person you were. The elephant seal was not that social, they pretty much just slept on the beach, burping and farting all day long. As you may understand it didn’t smell nice here and you were wandering around in a mix of penguin poo, feathers and bones and carcass, a bit disgusting but overall it was a magical good landing!

Our second stop for the day was Grytviken which was the whaling station of all whaling stations until it was abandoned during the 1960’s. Today there are only ruins left of the whaling station but there is a museum, a church and a small shop for souvenirs. There is no permanent residents but during summer the museum is open and some researchers are staying here.

This landing was more about history than looking at nature. Interesting and kind a tragically to see how the whaling industry actually became a industry but for me who loves old abandoned buildings it was like heaven to just stroll around, see the old rusty ship wrecks, buildings and the bones from the old, butchered whales.

Since our goal is Antarctica we took a stroll up to the graveyard and at Ernest Shackletons grave we took a toast for him and once we were back on the ship glühwein and a barbecue was waiting, I promise, I’m not bored anymore!

South georgia, Calisbury plain

Still at South Georgia we decided that today we will visit Calisbury plain. A landing which probably was the easiest on this trip so far and once on the beach we saw a long beach filld with elephant seals and behind the beach a plain filled with King penguins and yes, even more penguins.

I tried to actually think through my pictures today like using the nature as framing and using focus to get more interesting pictures but well, that didn’t work out very well and lets just say that me and my camera are not always friends.

The afternoon was supposed to be on Prion Island but heavy wind simply stopped that so we had to go for the backup plan, Fortuna bay. The beach is pretty small but surrounded by high mountain peaks and glaciers. Since the beach is small we were split up in different groups so while first group was on the beach the other one took a zodiac tour and looked at the nature and icebergs from the seaside. There was plenty of penguins, seals and birds but what took my focus and impressed me mostly was the icebergs. Crazy big, completely free from dirt or pollution and with a almost magical blue color. The blue color shows that the ice is really old and has no air in it anymore and the absence of dirt and pollution hints you that these one comes from Antarctica, I’m closing in on my goal!

In the evening a representative from South Georgia government thanked us for good cooperation and stated that we were 100% free of rats. Apparently they had walked through the ship with special trained dogs to find rats while we were on the beach. We also managed the bio security with a score of 97%. That’s the best result this year and we are actually the first ship this year who of all cruise-ships that passed the test. I guess that was the explanation why our staff was so rigorous about the bio security and we had to vacuum clean, wash, vacuum clean all our clothes, they are really, really scared of invasive species here.

South Georgia, Gold Harbour

A nice breeze and drizzle which switched to snow welcomed us to Gold Harbour, a relative small beach surrounded by glaciers and contains one of the largest populations of seal elephants.

A kind a odd but pleasant problem which occurred when we were trying to land was that it was to many animals on the beach. How are we supposed to get on shore without accidentally step on a seal? Our guides did a superb job though and within a few minutes we had a nice course sick sacking over the beach. These seal elephants are huge and a adult male may grow up to four ton, they are noisy and try to be even bigger to protect their harem and as a last resort, they may go to attack. Full speed ahead and nothing will stop them and trust me, you do not want to be in their way!

Normally they just sound really loud and they try to avoid fighting because it takes to much energy but sometimes, kind a rarely according to our guides they do and we were on the front row. Two fully grown males, roughly 4 ton each raise up and charge against each other. We were just standing there, exalted and looking at the fight while the guides started to be worried about our security

Back on M/V Hondius we aimed towards Cooper bay but the weather wasn’t with us today and the landing had to be canceled. Instead we had some more lectures and this time about seal elephants and penguins and I must say that with a wind of 25 m/s and snow it was quite nice to stay inside

South Georgia, Prion Island

In a few weeks it will be impossible to land here at Prion Island because there will be to many animals on the beach. Right now it is possible but the smell is disgusting and there are fur seals everywhere, filled with testosterone which makes them kind a aggressive while they try to get their own territory. Our goal was not the beach though so by carefully walked pass them we succeeded to land.

Our goal was a viewpoint a bit further in on the island with the hope of seeing nesting wandering albatrosses. I didn’t nee any nesting but I did see two big, fluffy you birds and while I was admiring them their mum flew just over my head, magical for sure! For you who doesn’t know it the wandering albatross is our planets biggest bird (wingspan) which is somewhere between 3 to 3.5 meters.

The afternoon also got its excitement. We planned to take a zodiac tour at Elsehul however once we opened the side doors which we normally use to get aboard the zodiacs we waves were smashing in. To big risk for injury or that someone will fall overboard so that didn’t work out but instead of canceling the tour the staff built a stairway on the outside of the ship and slightly delayed we were on our way. While we enjoyed more albatrosses, penguins and even a leopard seal the staff at M/V Hondius was pumping out the water from the ship which entered during our first failed launch

The only thing that wasn’t good was the weather. Really gray and foggy which I though only appeared in Sweden during November made it more or less impossible to get any nice pictures so I rather quick decided to put my camera in the bag and just enjoy the moment instead.

At sea again

Our plan was to go by South Orkney Islands however they are apparently still surrounded by pack ice so we need to change our plans. Instead we aim for South Shetland Island, more exact Elephant Island . The Majority of the islands are still covered/surrounded by pack ice so lets see what happens but at least we got a plan, it s however at least 2.5 days of traveling before we arrive but hopefully we can land there.

Our expeditions leader, captain and the rest of the crew is doing an amazing job and its just to look at the number of landings we did at South Georgia as a proof of it. Many of the landings were in rough weather but with a tight crew and a lot of willpower everything is possible. Im both super impressed and grateful for it.

Lectures about animals, nature and history with some breaks for food and photo/video editing makes the days passing by surprisingly quick and tonight they crew arranged a charity auction for South Georgia rat eradiction program. Bill (the author of daily cartoons) is one of the guides who took the presenter role and hi was like born for this. Mixing jokes with stories, chasing and sometimes almost forcing people to bid which made it felt more like a stand up comedy show than a auction.

The items for the auction was not much to have but it was for a good reason and to make sure that the rats doesn’t return to South Georgia and you could clearly notice that we passengers had a bit different budget, for example the Oceanwide flag went for over €600. In total we collected over €2200 which is a good start but they do need more money!

Credits Bill Smith

M/V Hondius facts

Another day at the sea without much news so I thought I could give you some info about the ship instead.

M/V Hondius is brand new and this is her first trip to the Antarctica. The ship can handle 170 passengers and is simply built for polar expeditions and is classified with polar class 6. That doesn’t mean she is a icebreaker, its just means that she has some features from other ships like reinforced and isolated hull so it can handle some ice but it cant climb up and crack ice like an icebreaker. Polar class 6 also demand that we have some more spare parts than you normally have, for example every passenger got their own life west and survival suite, the ship has extra many and strong search light and so on. The ship has two life boats who each take 100 persons and please, don’t ask me how because they look really tiny. It also has 4 life rafts which is nice but in case of emergency, I choose one of the life boats!

The ship has two engines who generates 4200 Kw and if they brake down we have two spare engines. The march speed is 12 knots but if you run both engines it is possible to get it up to 15 knots.

In the lower decks there is huge amount of food stored. Accordingly to the head chef we will eat 15 000 portions of food during this trip and of course we have food for more days, in case of something happens. Even so the chef decides from day to day what the dinner should be which is pretty impressive! Water is another thing which we spend a lot, the ship can create 60 ton of fresh water per day, it doesn’t tastes good but its really nice that all water on the ship is drinkable and that you doesn’t have to bother with plastic bottles.

For more information, check out Oceanwides website with some detailed facts about the ships and of courses, tours if you are interested

South Shetland Islands, Elephant Island

The day started in the best possible way when I dazed and confused had my morning coffee and tried to wake up noticed that we had company of a pack of killer whales. I should have learned now to always bring my camera but I haven’t and I thought that if I run down to grab it I will miss them, now afterwards I know I had time to get the camera but well well.

The sea is probably filled with Krill here because it was a lot of penguins in the water and of course, the killer whales who were practicing on hunting together. Really, I mean really cool to see and they stayed around the ship during my whole breakfast. Later on we had to stop the engines for a short maintenance job and at that time a minke whale and a dwarf minke whale decided to visit us. Feels almost like it was planned since our service stop but still, it is wild animals and apparently the dwarf minke is really rare to see. This time I had my camera but the pictures only show the reflections of the sun in the water.

We have now passed latitude 60S and are officially in Antarctica. South Orkney Islands had to be canceled because of the pack ice and instead we went to Point Wild, Elephant island. This is a really inhospitable place with just rocks and cliffs, snow, ice and nothing to stop the wind between here and south america. Interesting story though is that it was just here that Shackleton’s men took cover when their ship Endurance sank. Shackleton took a life boat and headed north towards South Georgia to get help while the majority of his men stayed here. It is almost the same trip as we came by but in opposite direction and for us it took 2 days, for Shackleton it took 17 days. He did however succeed and after 4 months his men could be saved from Elephant Island.

Today there is a monument to remember this incredible story on the site, of the captain who actually saved the men but besides that its nothing more than rocks, ice and a whole lot of penguins. To survive here for four months is unbelievable and I think I would maybe handle a week, at most.

A small step for mankind

But a giant leap for me, first landing on Antarctica! The place was Brown Bluff and to get to the rocky shore we had to navigate our zodiacs around big icebergs while Adelie penguin were casual looking at us.

Once on the shore there was plenty of ice, snow and penguins! I have now succeeded to see 7 of the 8 different penguin species in Antarctica region, I only have the majestic Emperor penguin left.

There are more people than me who has the Emperor on their highest wish list and I was both surprised and happy when our plan for the day was revealed. Once after our landing at Brown Bluff we set our course south, towards Weddel sea. A tour that took us straight into the pack ice, close to everything from small to huge ice bergs where I estimated the biggest was around 1 km². We didn’t try to drive through that one but besides that our captain is a bad ass and the ice has to get out of our way or we run over it. Its really hard to get a grip of the size of the icebergs but the bigger ones are really huge and its easy to believe that its islands you see, not floating icebergs and the biggest one, B-15 was even bigger than Jamaica when it broke loss from the ice shelf. Now its a bit smaller, just like the size of Luxembourg.

Once we reached the Weddel sea it was really calm, the ice was was hardly no waves at all, instead you could use the sea as a mirror but unfortunately a heavy fog arrived which is not optimal if you are trying to spot animals. A few hours later and it even started to snow I realized that I will only see 7/8.

The feeling of being in the exclusive group of people who actually set their foot on Antarctica hasn’t really landed yet but the feeling of standing in front of the bow, looking out over an frozen sea while the only sound you hear is when the hull reluctantly forces the ice out of its way was overwhelming, I am a very lucky person who see and experience this

Antarctica, Deception Island

Just as we arrived to Deception Island the wind increased but we managed to get inside. Inside in this case means that we navigated ourselves trough a narrow passage into the middle of the island, the island is hollow. The explanation for this is simple, its an volcano. Sure its still an active volcano but it was almost 50 years ago it erupted last time so I think its safe.

What we did was simple sailed into the crater, with the surrounded rocks we had pretty good cover from the wind but most importantly the swell and I was really looking forward for a landing which got canceled. The wind was just increasing and with a wind speed at 36 m/s we didn’t have much of a choice. Even if the entrance to this crater is narrow the crater itself is just like everything else here, huge. According to Wikipedia the crater is 9×6 km. If you dig on the beach hot water will start trickle and this place has been used for many years as a save harbor and a good place for taking a swim or just clean yourself. Sure its cold in the sea but by just digging a bit you get hot water from the spring below.

Well that was nothing we could enjoy, instead we started to sail south again and it was a bit of a roller coaster. The whole ship was splashed in water when we dived into the waves and it didn’t took many minutes before the whole ship was covered in ice. Of course they closed down the deck so we were not allowed to go outside which felt a bit unnecessary, I mean who want to go out in freezing cold and it would be impossible to remain on the deck? Well the good thing is that I didn’t become sea sick and as we all know, after a big storm sunshine will come!

Antarctica, Cuverville Island & Neco Bay

I woke up to a Antarctica who showed its best side today. The sea was calm, the sky was blue while we sailed up Gerlache strait which is beautiful with its snowy high mountain peaks, wall of ice and glaciers. Our goal was Cuverville Island and their colony of Gentoo penguins.

Once we arrived we had to put on the snow shoes before we could start walking around, enjoying the nature and the animals. We also took a zodiac tour and besides impressing icebergs and ice formations we succeeded to see both Weddel seal, Crabeater seal and Leopard seal. Fun fact is that the Crabeater actually doesn’t eat any crabs, it eats krill but I guess that is what happen when you name something after how it looks only.

After lunch we went to Neco Bay, more icebergs, penguins and seals. My attention was however more on the glaciers who got a totally amazing blue color in the sunlight. They start far away inland and stretch all the way into the ocean and suddenly you hear a loud crack, bang and a following grumble, then you know that a new iceberg has been created.

The water is crystal clear, around zero degrees Celsius but that didn’t stop a few of us brave ones from taking a plunge. It was cold but not as cold as I thought it would be and with a good timing for my time to get into the water some penguins appeared. Totally a memory for life but I’m not sure if it counts as “I have swum with penguins”? Back at the ship the crew offered us some hot chocolate with rum, a really nice ending of a really nice day

You don’t believe me? Well some other passengers were actually documenting it so feel free to see for your self.

And of course, some classic pictures too

Antarctica, Paradise Bay

The wind grow stronger and its started to snow again but this is how it is here. One minute it can be really sunny and warm and suddenly it all change and it gets freezing cold. Today it was around -4 Celsius which doesn’t sound so bad but with the wind it is really freezing cold and not very fun to be outside.

That doesn’t stop us and we took a trip to Paradise Bay and visited an Argentinian “research station”. It was with purpose I put the quote mark around it because there were no researchers there, they are only here during summer and we are a bit to early right now. Also, there hasn’t been published any reports or data from this station which makes at least me think about how much research they really do here. Instead I think that they simply use this station to mark there interest and claim in the region but what do I know.

Paradise Bay was not a paradise today though, it was as I mentioned both cold, windy and snowy but its still fun to stroll around in the snow and stretch your legs and its even better to get back inside later on.

Close by there is Orne Island which was our last stop on Antarctica. The location is if possible even more inhospitable, super exposed with no protection from the wind at all and between the sea and the shore there was a huge ice wall which you had to climb over. Luckily for us our guides were pretty quick into digging some small steps which I think made sure that not any of the passengers fell into the water. Once on shore there wasn’t really much to see. The snow was blasted by the wind and in the horizon you can see icebergs and glaciers. There is however a colony of chinstrap penguins here and even if I seen them before this time we got really close to them and that alone made the whole landing worth it

On my way back to M/V Hondius the waves were rolling in, over the zodiac and once onboard I was both soaking wet and freezing cold, here a big, warm shower was waiting for me and that is more than the earlier polar explorers had.

Drakes passage

We have turned north again and even if its almost three days of sailing before we reach Ushuaia it feels like I already has checked out. The crew do what they can to keep us occupied and the birders are of course on deck, trying to spot even more birds but I feel that its kind a over now. Instead I spend most of my time in the lounge, playing cards, talking to all the nice people on the ship and drink a lot of tea.

When I booked the trip I had a feeling that the average age would be quite high but I would never guessed 69 as it is. The oldest, a lady from Netherlands were 87 and that is just as crazy as cool. And yes, she did all the landings and all the stuff that we other did. Lucky for me we are a gang of younger people too, even if we are not any youngsters.

In the sunset we arrived to Drakes passage which is pretty famous for its rough weather and water. To the west of us there in a hurricane and to the east of us there is an storm, however where we are it is really calm. I would say Drake the lake but we did try to play Jenga but the tower collapsed before we even started to play so maybe not calm as a lake but still, its not living up to its reputation!

Credits Bill Smith

The last night on the ship

The passage through Drake passage continued to be calm and we even arrived before schedule which made it possible for us to take a drive around Staten Island. More penguins, birds and rocks which I kind a feel I already seen enough of. I would rather take a trip to Cape Horn but Chile refuse to let us enter their water. As I understood it and it may be completely wrong it wouldn’t be any problem to enter Chilean water if our captain was from Chile or if we had embarked in Chile. Neither of that is true for us since our captain is Russian and we embarked in Argentina so nope, we were simple not welcome. Even if we arrived before schedule we cannot enter Ushuaia earlier, our pilot will arrive at 01.00 so we had to spend the day watching birds and just relaxing while the evening was a bit more exciting-

We started with making a toast together with the captain and acknowledgment the crew. George (our photo/video guide) had spent some time and edited together a short video using video clips we passengers had taken during the trip and Neill (our photo guide) had put together a nice slideshow of his favorite pictures from the trip. Of course we got an copy of it which you can see below.

The clock was ticking and the older people went to bed one after another while we “youngsters” stayed up late, having some drinks and discussed what to do now and best/worst part of the trip. One thing that we all agreed on was that it has been an incredible, amazing trip bit I have problem putting words on it, I don’t think I processed all my experiences from the last month yet.

Georges video edit
Neills slideshow
Credits Bill Smith

Back in Buenos Aires

Full of impressions after my trip to Antartica (which will get a own chapter) I am now back in Buenos Aires for a couple of days relaxing and exploring the city. I have spent some time here before and at that time I visited a couple of the tourist attractions you should do, like Cementerio de la Recoleta. A fancy graveyard, more like a necropolis where for example Evita is buried. Myself was more interested of seeing the necropolis though and one mausoleum is greater than the other one. Some of them even have glass or are open so you can see the coffins, a bit creepy but for sure real interesting to see and overall, very beautiful.

I also visited La boca before my trip to Antartica. Earlier this was a rough neighborhood probably mot famous for being the birthplace of tango but added some paint and KABOOM, now its a huge tourist magnet. No, I didn’t dance any tango and I didn’t pose on the balcony like all other tourists, instead I had a beer and looked on all the people of the streets, the houses, felt the atmosphere while chewing on a choripan, a sort of hot dog.

Today it instead was a tour to reserva ecologica, a marshy land which was built by the Argentinean military government a long time ago and today is a popular recreation area. You can bike, run, bird watch or just sit down at the shore to Rio de la Plata. Apparently there is supposed to be over 300 different species of birds here but I’m not a birder so I enjoyed the sun and the nature instead.

I also found ARA Uruguay today, the corvette which both saved the life and the expedition for Nordenskiöld. A story about a Antarctic expedition in the early twenty-century there most things went wrong but still has a happy ending, at least until a bus made sure that this is the end for Nordenskiölds adventures on a street back in Gothenburg.

The lunch today was meat buffet, no I’m not kidding. It was really a buffet with a big table of salad (who cares) and a barbecue with two or maybe three chefs there you simple handed over your plate and said which pieces you wanted. A problem for me who doesn’t speak Spanish but luckily they had pictures of both a cow and a pig with the name of the different parts, pretty clever and a real good deal for me! Maybe not a surprise I’m not back at the hostel, having meat-sweats and cant move but gosh it was worth it!

Tigre, Buenos Aires

The idea of taking it calm and easy had to be held back in favor of exploring the river delta along Rio de la Plata. A bus trip later, changing to train which felt like taking forever but in reality was close to 1.5 hours only I arrived to the outskirts of Buenos Aires, in Tigre.

Of course it started to rain just as I arrived and my rain coat, yes that one I left at the hostel to minimize my luggage. It didnt stop me though from jumping on a catamaran to see the delta and luckily for me there was roof on the ship. The river/rivers had a brown, kind a nasty color but that didn’t stop the local from taking a swim and me who were expecting some sort of wilderness was a bit surprised that almost everything was exploited and there was housed everywhere. Piers and small summer houses everywhere and one was fancier than the other, I guess this is like what the archipelago is for people who live in Stockholm, a perfect getaway during the hot summer days. The other thing that makes me think is the amount of shipwrecks along the shore. At least from distance it looks like they are cleaned from everything that might have a value which would mean its not a environmental disaster but still a huge contrast toward the nice houses on the island on the opposite of the river. I like the mix but it is kind a odd for sure.

After checking Google Maps I decided to only take the train halfway back home and walk along the shoreline in some nice parks. A really good idea however these parks were not open for the public. Instead it was one park for the police, one for the navy and so on. Instead of a nice walk in the park I had to stroll between the highway and the barbed wire fence to the park, not what I had in mind but an experience for sure and I even met some local under a highway bridge. Homeless people is pretty usual to see here but these were just as happy and surprised to see me in their territory while they were making tea, wise from the story about the three billy goats gruff I however did not stop and had a chat with them, who knows how that would end!

Just as a coincidence I also reached Tierra Santa, a form of artificial Jerusalem in the middle of Buenons Aires. Everything here is plastic and made up, even the palm trees who actually grow wild in the city and yea, Im not really sure what this park is about. Unfortunately for me it is only open between Thursday and Sundays so I couldn’t enter and enjoy the spectacle but the small parts I saw while looking over the fences was really super tacky.

Palermo, Buenos Aires

The end of my journey is getting close but first I have to visit the part of the city which everybody recommends me to go to, Palermo. Palermo is big and splitted up in several smallen districts like Hollywood and Soho where there is hipsters everywhere and the next bar if fancier than the other.

It feels a bit to come to a bigger version of Södermalm, Stockhom. Everybody compete about being different and unique without pushing the limits to far so you become weird. It just feels fake and very superficial but at the same time its nice to go from bar to bar and use one of the rooftops for a nice view and good beer. There are also a few really nice parks here like for example Parque Tres de Febrero which probably is one of the best parks ever to use for an date with its rose garden or the Japanese garden which in contrast to its cousin in Paraguay actually is a garden which makes me feel that I really like the area, just like Södermalm.

The evening was finished like an beer evening should be finished, with pizza. This time however it was different since I for the first time tried a vegan pizza. The bread and the tomato sauce was really good however the cheese substitute made of tofu was, different…to be nice.

To try to summarize my experience of Buenos Aires is hard, its a huge city which for sure has something for everybody. The Italian influence is strong but English works pretty good, it do however help if you speak Spanish. The security is good and I never felt unsafe anywhere in the city but at the same time, that is my experience of all of south america on this trip. I think the best way to describe the city is like a mix of New York and Barcelona, big, chaotic and totally, totally amazing

Reflections

Whatever you want everything has an end and Im right now at the aiport for going back to the reality.

It has been some busy months here so in one kind of way it will be nice to go back to the ordinary routine with work – eat – sleep and then repeat but if it was possible I would grab my backpack and just continoue, but in a slower tempo since my brain is almost exploding of everything Ive seen and experienced.

In total I’ve seen two of the seven modern wonders of the world (Christ the Redeemer and Macchu Picchu) and two of the natural wonders of the world (Amazon and Iguazu Falls). It has plenty if nights at hostels, some luxury and top 3 of places I ever slept at while other has been real dump. I have been flying, rolling by train, I’ve been standing in the bow of the ferries and Ive been traveling by bus, a lot of time on buses. I knew before I left that the distances will be big but I couldn’t really imaging how big south america is and how long time all traveling actually take!

I have been eating like a king, even if that includes that I tried to eat both termites and guinea pig. I experienced a president election and the following riots, just as it is expected to be in a latin american country. I was introduced to the famous south american hospitality when I was invited to an Asado even if my Spanish is just as bad as their English was. I drank Caipirinha on the Copacabana beach, drove motorbike through the salt desert, hiking in the mountains and been eaten by mosquitoes in the jungle.

I have experienced pretty everything which I was hoping for plus more and met new friends from all around the world. It is a fact that people are more social and open here compared to us from northern Europe but that it should be so dangerous here, that’s just not true as long as you use your common sense!

Aland islands

Between Sweden and Finland you will find the Aland islands. A group of islands which do belong to Finland but they are autonomous and the only region of Finland which only has one official language, Swedish. The islands lived a waning existence until the cruise ships between Sweden and Finland started and even today the cruise ships are important for the small islands. Thanks to its special status as autonomous region you actually have tax-free which is very appreciated by the many people who do day cruises or like me, take a weekend cruise.

The Aland island are sparsely populated and have one single city with a population of only 30 000. The city do however have two harbors with a small city center between them filled with hotels, restaurants, ice cream stands which I assume makes it super cozy during the summer. Today, a Sunday in the beginning of May everything was closed. Not fun at all but I found a tiny mall with a coffee machine at least and I got a nice stroll through the city. I saw the ship “Pommern” which is a huge ship and museum (of course closed) and I saw the Russian consulate, surrounded by Ukrainian colors, grave candles and the street was renamed to “Ukraine Plaza”, I guess Russia did not expect that when they invaded their neighbor.

Straight north, on the other side of the main island you will find the resort Havsvidden. Its a resort with hotel, apartments and cliff houses which are located on the red granit cliffs. Here I might have gone a bit crazy when I booked a cliff house and oh my, Just beside the water, with a huge patio with a panorama view over the ocean. The house was of course bigger than my own flat back home and had jacuzzi, sauna and no neighbors which means so you could hear the rhythmic and calming sound from the waves. The water is cold though, really cold but luckily for me the sauna was hot.

Cliff house at Havsvidden, Aland

Roughly 20 minutes from Havsvidden you will find “Getabergen”. Some call it mountains but they are not higher than 100m above the sea which may not sound much but they do deliver a mountain inspired environment. It is loved by boulders with an almost unlimited amount of opportunities for climbing, loved by children who may explore the maze of small canyons and caves. Myself loved hiking down “Grottleden”, enjoyed the view, felt like a child once again while exploring the caves and actually learned myself both one and two things while reading the informative and fun signs along the trail.

Photos from my weekend may be found in my gallery

From now it can only be better

It feels like it was ages since last since pandemics and who know what but I am finally on my way again. Left my home with my backpack and this time I aim to escape Swedens darkness and winter cold for blue skies and a warming sun at Bali Now, since I fly with Emirates the trip goes via Dubai, of course.

Bali is far away from Sweden and the flight is really brutal, therefore I was really happy when I found this flight with a short stop in Dubai, roughly three hours before next flight to Denpasar, Bali. Unfortunately for me, Emirates did now followed their own plan and suddenly my flight was rescheduled to a 8 hours break in Dubai. If this wasn’t enough the plane was completely fully booked and my chair neighbour smelled like she hadn’t discovered showers yet, multiple people were coffin and if thats not bad enough, a lot of screaming kids…this is not good for my mental health.

Once arrived at Dubai airport I went over to Premium lounge, maybe not that premium but still. Comfy chairs, food, drinks and a lot calmer made it possible to survive the long, to long stop at Dubai airport. Once time for boarding it was time for next surprise.

In front of me, besides me, everywhere…the whole plane was filled with tiny, tiny people who screamed so high that it hurts and give me cold sweats by just thinking about it. But to be fair, once the plane started to prepare for take off they all calmed down and with the exception of one or two cry-attacks the whole 9 hour flight was rather cool.

Now I have arrived to my hotel in Kuta beach, the clock is close to midnight and the temperature outside i 28 degrees, this will be lovely.

Kuta, Indonesia

Woke up really, really tired but cannot feel any jetlag or pain in my throat. Hopefully no one on the plane was contagious. A quick shower later I had breakfast at the hotels roof, which besides of being restaurant/bar also had a nice sun terrace together with a large pool. Indonesia still has some covid restrictions in place so there was no breakfast buffet, instead you ordered one of the following alternatives: English, American or Indonesian. Since I am taught to have an open mind I went for the Indonesian which was a huge plate of fried noodles, deep fried chicken and a plate of fresh fruits. Not a normal start of the day for a swede but don’t misunderstand me, it was really tasty!

Took a really relaxed day, walking along the beach and looked at the surfers catching wave after wave. Fishermen was sitting on the beach and tried to catch what I assume will be todays dinner and there were a lot of sales people trying to sell you everything from sunglasses to seashells.

I left the beach walk and decided to head up, into the city. Crossed a few streets with dense traffic and yes, I had forgot how intense the traffic is in these countries with all the mopeds and mc everywhere. Once I crossed the bigger streets I entered a labyrinth of small alleys, streets and corners where I would not even attempt to walk if I didn’t saw the local drive there with their mopeds. Even here I was attacked by people trying to sell me stuff but at least here they were selling something useful, like different tours or renting out motor bikes.

Back to the hotel and up on the roof, the sky is blue and its close 30 degrees hot. I am tired from flight and so this sunbed and this pool will be perfect as todays adventure.

Ubud, Indonesia

Right after breakfast it was time to get on the bus to move over to Ubud, by distance not more than around 30km but after just a few minutes in the bus I realised that I took the right decision to take the bus instead of renting a scooter which was my original plan. My first issue which I to be honest didn’t thought of first, they are driving on the left side here but it that is not the major issue. The major issue is that I do not get the rules, the traffic signs are obvious ignored but still, in some way which I do not understand they know when to drive, or to stop. Once driving the number of lanes doesn’t really matter, you simply drive where it is room for you.

Ubud has a bit of a hippie aura with a lot of artist, yoga and alternative people and trust me, you will notice it as soon you arrive. It didn’t take long before the first old lady with full yoga outfit walked pass me and it never stopped, they were everywhere! But its not the yoga which had my attention, instead it was Sacred monkey forest. A nice protected area with a large temple which is populated by monkeys, I mean to the honest…you can’t get closer to the “Jungle book” than this?!?
The monkeys are semi-free which means that they are free to roam as they want however while they are here, they are monitored, gets feeded and if they get sick they get help. This together with its a huge tourist attraction is what you say, a win win situation.

I also had time for a quick walk through the city, city center is pretty small but its very cosy with a lot of restaurant’s, cafe’s and shops. Its really touristic here but still, the hippie vibe makes it feel really nice anyway but lets see if I still think this tomorrow.

Campuhan ridge walk together with Ubud Palace/Market

I am still in Ubud and the day started with a rather short but spectacular hike up and along a ridge. The start was a bit creepy but once you where on the ridge you walked along small rice fields and a fabulous surrounding which I unsuccessfully tried to capture with my camera. The weather is a bit cloudy and during my breakfast it was actually raining (yes, its rain season now). The cloud made the hike more comfortable though, the hike is really exposed to the sun and it gets really hot once the sun is shining on you. At the end of the hike we had blue sky again and by the look of my t-shirt, it looked like I hade been swimming in the ocean.

I spent the afternoon at Ubud Palace and to be fair, I think I should hired a guide because I did not understand anything but yea, I guess it some ruins, some statues and the scent of incense was heavy, but thats not just for Ubud Palace, the scent is all over Ubud. Since I didn’t understood anything I decided to skip being cultural and headed to the market instead. Not that easy to find since they had moved the market because renovation but I found it and it was street after street with all you can think off. Shawls and t-shirts to ashtrays, masks or knifes and even swords. Everything is mixed with tiny tiny restaurants and everybody, from shops to restaurants and even the taxi drivers has people trying to catch your interest but kudos to them, they accept a no thank you without any hassle.

I also noticed that we share room, it is Oggy the cockroach who lives in our bathroom together with this friend Thox, the lizard. They respect us and are staying at their side so I respect them however my anonymous travel company is not that happy about it. Nothing has been stated yet but I believe I am suppose to evict them at any time.

Towards Munduk but first some dance

Finished the nigh in Ubud with revisiting the Ubud Palace for a dance show in traditional Balinese dance, Leogong. To be fair, I am just as confused now as during my first visit, i did not understand the story and I am just as impressed as I am scared of the dancers. They do have a different style with an extraordinary body control which made it all creepy to look at when they waved their armes, waggled their heads and suddenly stared at you. I tried to record some of it but doubt that you get the same feeling through the screen but in either way, I strongly recommend a visit if you ever visit Ubud,

Today I spent most of the time riding the bus to Munduk. The trip went through small villages, across rice fields, over high mountains and through deep valleys. The road reminded me a lot of the so called death road in Bolivia except this one has tarmac, has something which looks like two lanes and in most cases, have crash barriers. The road is still winding along high cliffs where you hardly see the bottom though. Our driver did handle the bus to perfection and we arrived both healthy and without any motion sickness which is rather unbelievable.
Once on site we did notice though that you can travel by bus to Munduk, it is much harder to travel from Munduk, actually we cannot find any bus away from here. I guess you need to be Balinese to understand that logic but the problem got solved over a good cup of coffee, which you had to filter between your teeth because of all coffee grounds by founding a possibility to rent a guide, with car including pickup at any place at Bali. Suddenly it become rather more expensive than expected but hey, shit happens and with a exit plan I can now focus on the lovely nature and hopefully spot some waterfalls.

Munduk – Jungle hike to waterfalls

Todays goal was to visit waterfalls. Munduk is kind a famous for their multiple waterfalls and to not have to walk along the larger roads where an guide was hired who could take us through the rice fields and forest to a few different falls and what a hit it was.

First of all, he spoke really good english so he could both explain things for us but also, we could ask questions. This might be common sense for you guys but I had for example no idea that you may harvest rice two times per year, each rice field/terrace has its own owner and they use palm trees to mark the borders and the most dangerous animal on Bali is dogs.

Once we left the rice fields and entered the forest it was for sure that we would have been lost without our guide but not only that. Our guide had a background as biologist and could and did explain a lot about the eco system right here and while walking along a tiny path he pointed out both fruits, nuts, spices and large crickets. I have probably missed something but we saw and tasted/smelled at wild ginger, turmeric, nutmeg, papaya, pepper, avocados, bananas and something I never seen or heard about before, snake fruit (salak). It is called snake fruit because if its skin but it tastes a bit like mango.

But what about the waterfalls? Yes we did find three of four in Munduk Valley. Red Coral Waterfall which was the first we visited was elegant, almost as controlled water flow lite from a shower. Labuan, our second was much smaller in height but still more brutal since it was wider and the last, Melanting water was the biggest, 75m high and when you are standing there, at the bottom and doesnt here anything else than the wild roar and feel the wind from the water, then you really feel small.

Banjar Hot springs, Brahmavihara-AramaBanjar and Lovina

Not long after yesterdays middag I started to feel a bit, not right and I don’t think I need to say anything more. Perfect timing since today our private guide will pick us up for a visit to Banja Hot Spring. Well not much you can do about except eat a lot of Imodium and pray.

Banja Hot Spring is as you can hear on the name hot springs where you can go for a swim. The water did not really looked inviting to be honest and the smell, if you ever been around a hot spring before you know and if not, just trust me. It smells like rotten egg. Once in the water though it was really, really nice. They had three different pools in some sort of terrace structure where it was hottest water in the pool on top and then colder and colder for each level Colder does not mean cold though, even if it was around 25 degrees in the air it was warm to jump into the water in all pools. All the fools also had dragon heads above the pool, just lika shower. Cant really describe how good it was to just stand/sit under one of those and just relax.

After spent a few hours in the hot spring it was time to become serious and visit a buddhistic temple. Shorts are not welcome so I had to dress in a sarong (they lend it out for free) and once I got into the temple area I was struck of the silence. It was so calm, silent and beautiful. There were multiple different classes in meditation and even if I really enjoyed the area, the calmness and silence I don’t think meditation classes is something for me.

After a long day we arrived to Lovina, a touristic beach town at northern Bali. This is the first stay that I have not booked myself (it’s included in the tour) and it also the first stay then I ever had where they drove me to my room in a golf car after check in. As you can hear the living is a couple of levels higher than what I normally booked but even so, I just noticed a lizard in the bathroom.

But what about the stomach? Well so far 24 hours without any need to visit the restroom, Imodium is good shit!

Hunting dolphins

Today I was up early in the morning. The plan was to go out on dolphin safari in the sunrise, even if this is one of those activity that you should avoid according to the news papers. I saw a article just about this safari just a few days ago which stated that it was stressful and harassment of the animals and well, I do not disagree.
We were close to 50 different boats who went out in the sunrise and as soon as a poor dolphin came up to the surface, all fifty boats went full speed ahead to get as close as possible so the tourists should be able to get as good pictures as possible. Ethical correct? No way but at the same time I cant help that I kind a enjoyed to see the dolphins and to be fair, if they now are so harassed, how come they stick around the boats and come back day after day?

Next stop for the day was to visit another waterfall, I am a bit feed up of waterfalls so I saw this as more something just to put a check in front of but wow, I was so wrong. The waterfall Banyumala is not the biggest nor the most violent that I’ve seen under this trip but it is stil my favourite. It may be that you can actually go in and swim under it or that we were all alone when we saw it but either way, it was something that attracted me for sure.

The last stop of the day was “Tanah Lot”, a temple built on a lonely rock in the ocean. At low tide it is possible to wade through the water to it but only the monks are welcome. We tourist have to agree to halt on the beach and look at temple, dream away about how it may look on the actually rock. All around this area it is full commercial, it sells everything from sarongs to water bottles, pet some holy snakes and/or wash your face in holy water and no, I did not do any of it.

Now, back in Ubud it is easy to see how touristic this is, especially compared to Munduk and it has its negative sides of course but at the same time, it has some positive sides too.

Chillin in Ubud

Internet is not always stable here but you haven’t really missed much. I am back in Ubud and have the last two days spent the days, just relaxing. Started the day to live at Threewin Homestay. I have stayed at many homestays under with trip, in shifting quality and price class but to be honest, this is outstanding. It started that they have decorated our room and flowers just to make it extra cosy to arrive, they offered a welcome drink like any hotel with some class and the whole family was super nice and did everything they could to make sure that I felt myself welcome. At the morning they offered a breakfast with the most tasy omelette I ever eaten (friendly reminder, fry the tomatoes in garlic next time you cook a omelette) and there, during I am in heaving eating my omelette the friendly neighbour rabbit came and visited, just as cute as surprising.

Unfortunately I only got one night at Threewin so I had to change to a new hotel, this time to one who has a restaurant and bar in the lobby. I am stil in Ubud and this new hotel is a bit more lively, you may roll of the bed into the pool and the room service is both fast and accurate so I will not complain.

The days has was spent in a calm pace but we took a short hike along the rice fields, the goal was a small Warung. The juice may look poisonous but it tasted magical and made me googling if I can grow dragon fruit in Sweden. It has also been some shopping here, if you go to the market you can find everything and anything super cheap but myself went to the more, real shops. It was a bit more expensive of course but hopefully the shirts hold a bit better quality but either way, it is still less than half price of what they would cost back home.

Climbing a volcano

Bali has a few active volcanos where Mt Agung is probably the most famous (and active). It reaches a top over 3000m and while you may climb it, I felt it was a little bit to much for a day tour in 30 degrees. Instead I aimed for Mt Batur. This only reach 17000m and hasn’t had any eruption since 2000 compared to Agungs kind a large one 2017-2018

A tour was booked and in the middle of the night we left my hotel in one of the shittiest minibuses I even seen and trust me, I have seen many during my trips around the globe. The tour was supposed to include transport to/from Mt Batur, 2x breakfast, one simplir before the hike and one at the actual top and of course, a local English speaking guide, that was not quite what I got…

I have already described the transport above and breakfast number one was one slice of fried banana and a cup of coffee. Now, don’t believe we are talking about a luxurious version honey or any kind of berries. Nope it was just a single banana which was sliced into three or four slices, fried and we were offered one slice per person, served on a napkin together with your cup of coffee. Here they also handed our some styrofoam boxes which was the breakfast number 2, supposed to be eaten on the top of the volcano in the sun rise.

At the foot of the volcano we met our guide. He was a happy camper for sure and were nice however his English had some, improvement potential. I roughly understood 30% of what he said and my fellow group member, who many came from Ireland and England looked just as confused as me. Anyway, we understood the most important things and with the goal to be on the top at sun rise we had to close run the mountain, the sweat was dripping and it was really, really steep.

This hike is not really hard but it is a steep one, according to my watch it was roughly 600 altitude meters, the first on steep tarmac road but the second part really narrow and steep path where you have to climb large rocks. Another ting that adds to the difficulties and actually removes a lot of the fun is that this is a popular tour, such popular that it is more or less a queue all the way up to the top and there is a lot of places where you have to take a break and just for the queue to start moving again.

Once on the top you will get a beautiful view though and we were more or less exactly on time for the first rays of daylight. It felt really magical, at least until I open my box for second breakfast and realised that it contained: two slices of dry, white bread, one rotten banana and one egg. Nothing to add on the bread, nothing more, nothing less. I gave my box away and hiked down the volcano on an empty stomach.

By the way, our current hotels do new figures everyday of the our towels, you just have to love it!

Arrived at Sanur

For the second time on this trip and for the second time in my life I am staying at a large, all inclusive type of resort. Ubud may be central and works just perfect as a hub for different activities but we felt that we were done with that city and took the bus down to Sanur, close to the ocean.New years eve is coming up and tourists seems to love to stay close to the sea made us realise that many of the hotels and homestays were sold out but we did find a room, we upgraded a little bit and now we are probably living at something which quiet luxury.

I am not convinced though, the room is really nice and we do have our own pool, perfect if we shouldn’t have energy to walk those 50 meters to the ocean but still, it feel really impersonal and boring. At the beach restaurant we heard people speaking Swedish and suddenly I am not the palest guy on the beach anymore. It is however nice to get something beside rice of fried noodles to breakfast and so far, even if this is far away from how we travel up to now during this trip it feels pretty good to just disconnect the brain and follow mainstream.

For dinner we did however left the area and went to a small, cosy restaurant called “Lilla Pantai”, that is Swedish and they served an amazing fish but they had of course Swedish meatballs and other Swedish dishes on the menu, we left those untouched,

I cant stand it

It took less than 24 hours before I got tired of this big, totally uninspired concrete block to restort. Yes it is nice pool and even since we upgraded our selves, with a private pool and staying in an area with kids not allowed but is it worth it? No! It is literally people everywhere and it feels like everything here is built to fit as many people as possible, which makes it in reality fit absolutely no-one instead. The staff is really nice but after the pandemic it feels like everybody who had experience has moved on and all the staff now is young, unexperienced without a clear leadership. Everything takes forever and they just run around with no plan and what it feels like, no idea what they are doing. The record is 30 minutes wait for the bill and that is after we asked for it. Me and myself said that we had given them the chance and if they don’t give us the bill that must mean its on the house but my company did not agree.

Everything is not bad though, they do have a SPA here and according to my travel companion is was really, really good. You can also borrow kayak for free, that is really nice and after today I can mention that paddling along the current was pretty nice, turning back home, against the tide and current was not as fun.

Well, nothing forces us to stay here on the complex and today we left the area and found Jalepeno, a tiny Mexican restaurant which was really popular. We got a place at the bar, overlooking the creation of Margaretas while we ate a lot of enchiladas, burritor, corn and jalapenos and immediately the mood changed back to happy again.

Visiting Nusa Penida

Unaware that it would be the hottest day of trip, around 32 degrees in the shadow we booked a trip the island Nusa Penida. The island is roughly 40 minutes away from Bali and is a perfect day trip, at least we thought that. Now, after the trip I think I would say that one day is to little and it got a bit stressfully and indeed sweaty in the heat.

To take the ferry should be a simple task but gosh, it was pure chaos. People everywhere, different ferries to different location but they left from the same place and there were no clear signs and I cant really explain how but we succeeded to climb onboard the correct ferry and we did arrive to Nusa Penida. Our first stop was Broken beach together with Angels billabong. According to legend there should be a devils billabong too but I am not sure where and what I have heard its pretty tough to reach. Anyway, Broken beach offers an amazing view of turquoise blue sea, huge cliffs and a big, really big natural arch which you actually can walk over. Angels billabong which is really close by looks like a natural infinity pool. If you are prepared for this you can actually climb down to it and wade through the pool but be careful, the current outside of the pool is strong and the climbing demands real shoes. I was not prepared for this and therefore I stayed up, enjoyed the view and the heat.

Step two for the day was Kelingking Beach or well, above Kelingking Beach. Also this place offered an amazing view over the sea, cliffs and a stunning beach (Kelingking Bech). On this place there are stair so you can easily walk down to the beach however, if you want down you also have to climb up later on and we are not talking about just a few steps here.

Our third and last stop for today was Crystal Bay, a rather small beach surrounded by high cliffs. The beach was perfect to just lay down and don’t really do anything except head into and play in the waves in the water. After been running around and enjoyed all the viewpoints, taking pictures and been shuffled around it felt really, really good to just lay down on the beach, sunbath a bit, swim a bit and drink an ice cold beer before it was time to head back to Sanur and start celebrating new years eve.

To be fair it was not optimal to do this tour during the day and then try to celebrate new year in the evening, Totally exhausted we had a rather simple, but tasty Italian dinner before we went down to the beach and enjoyed the fireworks, probably more sleeping than awake

Last night at Nusa Dua

The end of this trip starts closing in and we checked out from out hotel complex in Sanur for spending the last night at a new hotel, this time in Nusa Dua. Lonely Planet describes Nusa Dua as “a gated compound of resort hotels. Its a vast and manicured place where you leave the chaos of the rest of the island behind as soon as you passed the guards”. I didn’t saw any guards but I agree it sounds like a correct description. The area is just south of the airport seems to consist of one hotel complex after another but the beaches are open for public at least which is nice.

You can tell that this is a gated community for tourists by the rices. The living cost is kind a cheap, at least for us who booked the same day as we were checking in however food and drinks are at least five times as high compared to Ubud and I don’t even dare to compare with the prices in Munduk.

I think we both feel that we have now done Bali and both yesterday and today has been spent on the beach or close to the pool with their bars and restaurants, now just because we are like the average joe tourist and close to the resort doesn’t mean we are free from surprises, like today during lunch we saw a bunch of squirrels jumping between the trees and around the tables. Most unnecessary knowledge of the day is that squirrel likes french fries .

A new version of napkin